Garcia

I'm Dani. I also go by Garcia. My bestie gave me that name when he first met me because I have an uncanny resemblance to Penelope Garcia from Criminal Minds.
Mother to a beautiful baby girl :)
Born July 26th at 8:47 pm
I'm a barista at Starbucks
I'm taken by the amazing Greg Zombie
I love sex and zombies and kitties :)
I fangirl more than anyone I know
Chubby and sexy all rolled into one
Um yeah that's me and my me-ness

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Okay this is me. In all of my glory.
I have days, more often than not now, where I can’t even stand the site of myself in the mirror.
I’m mean and hateful and hard to get along with at times.
I have massive thunder thighs and small boobs.
My hair is up because that’s easier to do.
I have a six month old daughter who gets my everyday love and devotion.
I’m in love with my boyfriend.
We fight probably more than we should.
But what is love without a little of fights.
I hate and love myself. I fight a constant inner battle with my looks.
This. Is. Me.