I'm Dani. I also go by Garcia. My bestie gave me that name when he first met me because I have an uncanny resemblance to Penelope Garcia from Criminal Minds.
Mother to a beautiful baby girl :)
Born July 26th at 8:47 pm
I'm a barista at Starbucks
I'm taken by the amazing Greg Zombie
I love sex and zombies and kitties :)
I fangirl more than anyone I know
Chubby and sexy all rolled into one
Um yeah that's me and my me-ness
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Great job, jessicadaroaringcupcake.
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Adventure Time Tees for the Younger Crowd
Okay, so while we grown-ups have Mighty Fine for our Adventure Time T-shirting needs, Bioworld (purveyors of, er, “lifestyle merchandise”) has gone and released a boatload of tees for the show’s shorter fans (kids!). There’s, like, eighteen of them here on Amazon (they’re all boys shirts; sorry, girls). So, boys, go hit up Mom and Dad for those credit cards. Now!
Don’t squeeze us! :c
They’ll fart!
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VAVAVA Velma!
