I'm Dani. I also go by Garcia. My bestie gave me that name when he first met me because I have an uncanny resemblance to Penelope Garcia from Criminal Minds.
Mother to a beautiful baby girl :)
Born July 26th at 8:47 pm
I'm a barista at Starbucks
I'm taken by the amazing Greg Zombie
I love sex and zombies and kitties :)
I fangirl more than anyone I know
Chubby and sexy all rolled into one
Um yeah that's me and my me-ness

 

Gimme Dem Dicks and Cake: If you're gonna fuck me

greenbrowngirl:

You need to be down with the fat rolls

and the stretch marks

and the chub rub.

If you looking at the inside of my thighs and you’re like “ew they are dark. You got chub rub”. You ain’t down there for the right reason. You ain’t sight seeing.

Enjoy my cellulite.

Love my belly.

Like because…