I'm Dani. I also go by Garcia. My bestie gave me that name when he first met me because I have an uncanny resemblance to Penelope Garcia from Criminal Minds.
Mother to a beautiful baby girl :)
Born July 26th at 8:47 pm
I'm a barista at Starbucks
I'm taken by the amazing Greg Zombie
I love sex and zombies and kitties :)
I fangirl more than anyone I know
Chubby and sexy all rolled into one
Um yeah that's me and my me-ness

 

50% of marriages end in divorce, but 100% of make-your-own-sundae bars end in happiness.

Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory (via boycrazygracy)

(Source: graceisbubbly)